Vulgar
As dictated by Faranza Syns
Jaz: I heard that Ian Teng has a younger sibling.
Me: Hmm?
Jaz: A girl. Form one.
Me: Hnn.
Jaz: Younger sister.
Me: What? Jane Teng?
Jaz: Yeah.
Me: Why?
Jaz: Nothing, it's just surprising. Them born so close together.
Me: What? You think his parents don't have sex?
Sometimes, my mouth is just so straightforwardly vulgar, it makes me want to soap it out.
But I don't like bitter things, so, no, thank you. I'll keep my vulgar mouth.
I do believe it's something they call gumption.
Or full-blown idiocy.
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