February 10, 2009

Simple and Clean

As dictated by Faranza Syns

School was... dreadfully empty. It's a time that inspires long naps and vacant looks over the table straight at the teacher.

It's naturally Alpha.

Beta always wins a first for 'School Skipping Spree.'

Alpha always leads for 'Class Skipping Extravaganza.'

And also the 'Craze of the Certificates.'

We should feel some semblance of misguided pride, I suppose. We are achieving some elusive goal: getting teachers to look at Alpha with a disapproving eye. Well, it's not so elusive now.


Quote: I wonder why Alpha is so .. bad this year. All of the years before, Alpha's been quite a good class. The year 2007 especially. They are always punctual, and everyone is in class.

-Pn. J, Bio Teacher. (Hazard a guess. I'm sure you'll get it.)



I wonder the same thing too some days. But I appreciate the solitary silence in class too much (so very bloody rare, if you ask me) that I just shut up and not question it. And besides, when there's not enough students in class, teaching is usually postponed to the next day.


Simple equations in my life:

No teaching = No homework

No homework = Less stress

Less stress = Less chance of dying early



It's enough to make you send a quick thank you up above.

We have school this Saturday. On 14th February. Does the date ring a bell?

Quote: It's just one of the Westerns' way of making money. *scoff*
-Anonymous


Who wants to bet that the school is going to be partially empty then as well?

But on second thoughts, I guess it's going to be pretty full. If the school administration is going to give the go-ahead for their harebrained scheme of bringing forth Intervensi to this Saturday, the form 5's are going to be hard-pressed to not come (think innocent thoughts. Remove thy mind from the gutter.)

It might be BM or English this Saturday. We are either really doomed, or really screwed silly.





is a tear-your-hair-out endeavour.
Especially when he's an exceptionally aggravating man.
Or excessively sweet. Whichever way you look at it.


We're not perfect.
Just all messed up.

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