Godfatherism
As dictated by Faranza Syns
I didn't know such a term existed.
Until it came out of my brother's mouth. And believe me, his understanding of godfatherism isn't the "Oh-it's-a-boy-so-let's-name-so-and-so-as-the-godfather!" kind of understanding. It's the "Oh-I'm-the-head-of-the-Mafia-and-you're-my-pet-dog" kind of understanding.
Yes, my brother fancies himself a lot of things.
He used the term when we were at an open-house for my aunt's Kumon Centre. My 10 year-old cousin, a boy, was sitting with my 18 year-old brother.
I don't think he understood full well the implication of my brother's "God-fatherism".
Haziem, the 10 year-old cousin, was eating with us at our "adult" table, so-named because the "grown-ups" (namely me; my bro; my 13 year-old sis, Jaz; and my 12 year-old female cousin, Qiha) were sitting there.
Lol. My brother can surely make me laugh. BluekS.
As the day wore on, he kept up his godfather act.
There was one part Qiha annoyed him.
Then, he clicked his fingers. He pretended to shoot someone down. Then, he mimed a phone with his fingers and put it close to his ear. "Yeah, Boss? Yeah, it's all settled," he mimicked a "lackey".
Lol. We laughed.
lol. XD *sweat* laaaaaa.
Yes, that's my brother.
Proud of him.
Love him.
Despise him.
But then again, that's the dynamics of a loving family.
Shall I wait for you to see?
It's like waiting for the deaf to speak.
Until it came out of my brother's mouth. And believe me, his understanding of godfatherism isn't the "Oh-it's-a-boy-so-let's-name-so-and-so-as-the-godfather!" kind of understanding. It's the "Oh-I'm-the-head-of-the-Mafia-and-you're-my-pet-dog" kind of understanding.
Yes, my brother fancies himself a lot of things.
He used the term when we were at an open-house for my aunt's Kumon Centre. My 10 year-old cousin, a boy, was sitting with my 18 year-old brother.
Bro: *pats cousin's head* I am your godfather.
Cousin: *beams*
I don't think he understood full well the implication of my brother's "God-fatherism".
Haziem, the 10 year-old cousin, was eating with us at our "adult" table, so-named because the "grown-ups" (namely me; my bro; my 13 year-old sis, Jaz; and my 12 year-old female cousin, Qiha) were sitting there.
Me: Eh, Haziem, why do you eat so messily? *Looks over at bro* Oi, tell your godson to eat properly!
Bro: *Gives his "godson" the look* *Looks over at Qiha* Eh, why do you eat so messily?
Qiha: *Shock* What? Not me la!
Haziem: . . .
Me: My... he's conveniently quiet.
Bro: Oi, Qiha, hurry, lick it all up!
All: WTH.
Lol. My brother can surely make me laugh. BluekS.
As the day wore on, he kept up his godfather act.
Bro: Eh, don't make me click my fingers.
Me: Why?
Bro: If I click my fingers *tsk* .. bad news. My "orang bawahan" all understand "The Click"
Me: ... Interesting
Bro: *Clicks fingers*
Qiha: Ahha! Nothing happened at all.
Bro: Ah, that's because I don't have the "niat". If I have the "niat" then...
Me: Hardy har har.
There was one part Qiha annoyed him.
Bro: *Looks pissyly (no such word, but bare with me) at Qiha*
Qiha: *epitome of obliviousness*
Bro: *rubs chest, pretending to calm himself down*
Then, he clicked his fingers. He pretended to shoot someone down. Then, he mimed a phone with his fingers and put it close to his ear. "Yeah, Boss? Yeah, it's all settled," he mimicked a "lackey".
Lol. We laughed.
Bro: Hahah, God father right? Cannot touch children. So "lepaskan geram" by killing other people.
lol. XD *sweat* laaaaaa.
Yes, that's my brother.
Proud of him.
Love him.
Despise him.
But then again, that's the dynamics of a loving family.
Shall I wait for you to see?
It's like waiting for the deaf to speak.
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