As dictated by Faranza Syns

To quote Kye Li: I will only blog again when

1. someone commits suicide, homicide, and/or genocide in my house
2. the earth falls off its axes and/or grows bigger
3. and/or when SPM finally ends.

Which is in 5 months. Give or take a month.

And yes, I was paraphrasing in my own terms. Kyeli just stated that she'd blog if the world developed 25 hours.

Don't be surprised if this blog dies.