Don't You Know How to Play "Tag"?

Don't You Know How to Play "Tag"?

As dictated by Faranza Syns

Dearest Afzy (My I-don't-know-what-number affair),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realised it when your dwarf bit me in your closet and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I did a sex change. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your neighbour Martin as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break the incarnation as an eskimo.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Hanna.





Okay. Laugh, people, LAUGH. HAHA XD.

Right. Suddenly I feel so hyper. Afzy dear, to quote Julia; "It was just a joke!" Haha. Got tagged by Jules, so I just did this. The message might sound freaky, but the process of doing it was funny. Anyways, I think he tagged you too, so have fun! Haha.

Guidelines:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your Journal).

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.


___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister2.

Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal
X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Time to tag! Yippee!

1. Kye Li (I bet she won't even realise)
2. Laine
3. Aja
4. Wei Gin (Phantom reader, leave me a comment!)
5. Yin!
6. Alya!



I once played tag with some people who were complete strangers to me. But we hit it off like we knew each other since forever. It was fun. That was the time that I laughed so hard, I was rolling on the grass. Got caught, and so, one of the guys shouted at me, "Oi! Don't you know how to play 'tag'?! You run, la!"

Okay, I just made that one up.

But I did have fun. Haha.


Maybe you didn't know the value of the words.
Maybe you didn't know the value of my heart.
But I know better.
Au Revoir, sweet sin.

Emotionally Numbed

Emotionally Numbed

As dictated by Faranza Syns

Arrrgh, I miss someone, and it's starting to get really, really annoying. But heck, it feels somewhat nice, so I'll shut up. ;P

I'm now at my cousin's house. The most bizarre thing happened today. The kind of thing you keep on thinking will happen; the kind of thing you sometimes agonize over, but yet, it never seems to happen. Not to you at least.

But then again, it happened to me.

While I was riding my aunt's car, the boot suddenly swung open. Yes, the boot was suddenly open. You can guess my reaction.

"AARGH! MY CLOTHES!"

Yes, pretty much that's how it went. But it was an inner turmoil of sorts ;p, so I didn't really scream it out loud.

After my cousin, Safya, noticed that the boot was open, we stopped at the side of the road, and my brother went out to shut it again. When he got back in, we laughed our asses off. My aunt was like "Ha, Ariff, masuk betul-betul, kang Ariff pulak terkeluar."

XD Haha. We were like "Ohh, imagine what the people behind us thought."

"'Ohh, nice sports car!', maybe?"

"Hahaha."

"Nice sports car with a nice boot!"

"Roomy!"

We went crazy, pretty much.

It was fun.

See? Who said raya's boring?

Oh, maybe that was me. ;p

If all the world was perfect, I would only ever wanna see your scars.
They can have their universe; We'll be in the dirt designing stars.

Deny Denial

Deny Denial

As dictated by Faranza Syns

I miss someone. It's annoying, really. =_=''...

____________________________________


A Moment of Randomness with Zi Kang.

Me and some other EdBoard members were doing some editting down at the library. There was me, Zi Kang, E Von, Vi-Jean and Amirrah plus Melissa S and Kelvin (I think?). Me and Zi Kang sat with each other and editted our BM stuff. He kept on asking me BM questions, but heck, I'm not THAT good. And so, his Q's usually end with a triumphant cry from him saying "Ahha! I was right!'

Sweat, much?

Then, finally, it was time to wrap up. Amirrah and Vi-Jean went on earlier, so it was only me, Zi Kang, E Von and (the one I forgot to mention earlier) Erin.

E Von: Thanks guys, for helping out. Sorry about the trouble.
Me: *walks over to E Von and wraps arms around her shoulder* Nah, it's ok.
Zi Kang: o_O... how come you always hug E Von but you never hug me?
Me: o_O''.... err...
Erin: *laugh*
Zi Kang: It's true! You never touch me.
Me: But I did! I always hit your arm, don't I?
Zi Kang: You hit my arm?
Me: o_0.. yeah!
Zi Kang: No, you didn't hit my arm. You caressed my arm with gentleness and full of caring and love.
All: EWWW!
Me: *SPEECHLESS*


Yes, basically, that is my HOD. Darn it. ;p

Back at One

Back at One

As dictated by Faranza Syns

It's uncanny how we struggle all our lives, moving from step to step, running, rushing. But, in the end, we still end up at where we started.

One of the more crude examples I would use is "diapers". When we were babies, what did we use to stop nature's force from staining our pants and skirts and the teeny-tiny cute little baby outfits? Diapers. Then, our parents get us potty-trained, agonised over it until finally, it's bye-bye diapy!

Decades later, you're too old, too ancient for your body to function properly. And so what do you use? Heck, adult diapers; but they are diapers nonetheless. See?

Life's a bitch.

But then again, it's all not so bad.

Raya was fine, I think. Me and Ames were camwhoring in the car. =_=''... Abg Arnez who was driving the car behind us was like o_0... then he laughed. Kyey was posing for us, then he took pictures of us taking their pictures through the back window.

Aah, the joys of riding at the back.

Ugh, it's one a.m. and I'm still typing? Shite, I'm going to sleep. Now. Well, right after I say 'nite to this person I'm emailing. *yawn*

Night, world!

Guten nacht.

When did I ever learn German?

Dawning Realisation

Dawning Realisation

As dictated by Faranza Syns

Absolutely.

I just realised my blog hurts the eyes. o_0....


Faulty technique to move on: forget the people who hurt you. Erase them from your life.