Issues.
As dictated by Faranza Syns
I got attacked last night. I don't think I'll ever recover.
Can everyone please stop making comments about nuptials? I have commitment issues.
Elder #1: Wah, Farhana, you're in Form 5 already!
Elder #2 :*Looks over and nods sagely, agreeing*
Me: *cringe, but smiles sweetly*
Elder #1: Ah, she's so big now, eh?
Me: ... *smiles*
Grandmere: She means that you used to be so small, now you're so grown up.
Me: ....
Elder # 2: And now she's taking SPM! Wow!
Elder # 1: Mmmhmm. Oh, oh! [excited] Who knows, next year, she'll get married!
Me: . . . . . . . . .
All three elders: *LAUGH*
Me: ... No. I'm not getting married. [deadpan]
Elder #1: Haha, yeah, right!
Can everyone please stop making comments about nuptials? I have commitment issues.
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