Who Gives a Damn
As dictated by Faranza Syns
I have my waistline back now, but if any of you suddenly clasp my waist at school to check, you are dead meat.
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A few days ago:
Today:
After one hour of gruesome exercise and a brief check at my inbox, I just realised that there's a possibility my message has been intercepted by *gasp! look out for it!* a male. Shikin's brother, to be precisely exact.
4 hours later:
I sorta guessed it since you took a while to reply.
Oh well. Better luck next time. I'll just go draft out a few more girl-to-girl, originally-non-embarrassing messages to send her. If her brother gets it, well, whaddya know. Life's funny after all.
Do you want some?
Well, that's too bad.
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A few days ago:
Shikin: If I text you back a little late, that means my phone's with my bro.
Me: Ohh. Okay.
Today:
Me: *stands in front of mirror.* Oh hey ho. *grabs phone*
Text body: Wow. I look nice in a sports bra.
After one hour of gruesome exercise and a brief check at my inbox, I just realised that there's a possibility my message has been intercepted by *gasp! look out for it!* a male. Shikin's brother, to be precisely exact.
4 hours later:
Shikin: You knw, there's a high possibility my brother read that message.
I sorta guessed it since you took a while to reply.
Oh well. Better luck next time. I'll just go draft out a few more girl-to-girl, originally-non-embarrassing messages to send her. If her brother gets it, well, whaddya know. Life's funny after all.
Do you want some?
Well, that's too bad.
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