August 30, 2009

Taken

As dictated by Faranza Syns

From Dodo's (a.k.a my I-don't-know-what-number husband):



My wife and I have just discovered we are both cheating on each other with a pair of Olympian, earth-splitting, mind-blowing Adonises.

And now we're competing in a sex war.

Yes, this is the month of Ramadan. Yes, we're fasting.



This is, by far, the most entertaining relationship I've had so far. She has, after all, been humping old, disgustingly rich perverts for top-up money to text me, and I've been cheating on her, and she's been cheating on me.

Hey, I've finally found someone worthy of my promiscuity.




Would you still respect me if you get it?

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